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Hilarious Apology Letter.....
A School Master from a remote rural area was transferred to a new School in Mumbai. He reported for duty two days after the actual date for joining. Consequently he was asked for an explanation in writing...
Deer sur,
If esmall esmall mistakes getting inside my letter, I big you pardon, ass I am not a good englis espeaker.
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is my fist vijit to Bombai. Estickly espeaking, I wanted to joint your eschool more fastly, but for the following region, too much time lost in getting eslipper reservation in three-tyre compartment. I tolded I has head ache problem due to migration. Still the clerk rejected to give ticket to I and my sun. I putted a complain on estation masterji. He said I to go to the lady clerk. At first she also rejected. Finally with great difficulty she gave birth to my sun.
Anyway I thanked the Estation masterJI also because he was phully responsible for getting birth of my sun.
Ass a hole it was a bhery diphicult experiment in my hole life. I hope u will look into explain my hole Estory after, and late me joint first. I am now ending this fastly.
I am a waiter for your responsement. May god blast you