Poorva Express: हुगली सी बहती तेरी चाल है पूर्वा तू बेमिसाल है - Keshav Singh

Interviewer: If two cars come in one line, what will you do?
Santa: Sir, I will show the red light.
Interviewer: What if there is no red light?
Santa: I will show the torch.
Interviewer: What if there is no torch?
Santa: I will take off my red shirt and show it.
Interviewer: What if the shirt is not red too?
Santa: Then I will call my cousin's son.
Interviewer: Why?
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Santa: Sir, he has never seen a collision of trains before.

Interviewer:- agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi to kya karoge?
Santa:- Oye, Bhai angarag signal dikha dunga..
Interviewer:- Angarag signal na ho to?
Santa:- Nakli mata ki diya jaladunga..
Interviewer:- Nakli mata ka diya bhi na jalaye to?
Santa:- Apne kurte ki maa ki kachchi dikha dunga..
Interviewer:- Kurta bhi red na huyi to?
Santa:- Fir main apne bua ke ladke ko bulaunga.
Interviewer:- Hain..!! Wo kyun?
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Santa:- Oye, usko gaadi aur train ka fark samajhna nahi aata.