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A lady was running to catch a train to Bangalore. She reached the station and was searching for the train.
Passenger: (Asked to the station master) Sir, is this my train?
Station Master: No Madam, this is not your train, it's railways department's train.
Passenger: (Annoyed) That's a good joke. Don't act too smart. What I meant was, can I take...
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this train to Bangalore?
Station Master: No ma'am, you cannot! This train is so BIG and you can't take it.
Passenger: Its really funny! Now say me, will this train take me to Bangalore?
Station Master: No ma'am. The train can't take you. The train driver will drive it to Bangalore!
The passenger fainted!