RailFans don't miss their train. Why? Because they go to the station HOURS before the actual departure of their Train - to watch OTHER trains depart. - Prince Maan

Just came across a good joke on facebook addiction as below:
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Height of facebook addiction:
a boy's status on fb-
i'm online during class,
hahaha...
more...

Professor cmnted:
"get out of the class now"
principal liked the comment
Frnd cmnted:
"jaldi aa yaar,canteen me item he"
Mom cmnted:
"nalayak,class nhi leni to sabzi lekar sidha ghar aa"
dad cmnted:
"dekho apne bete ki harkate"
GF cmnted:
"i hate u..Mujhse kaha daadi ka acident ho gya,vo hospital me h,mil ni skta"
Daadi cmnted:
"manhoos tu ghar aa,batati hu tujhe.. :D