रेलफैनों को आता है ज़िन्दगी का मज़ा लेना

Indian Railways passenger traffic is like way less than half of what it was in 2010.
Damn, that's surprising!

But yo, why the hell are there still so many peeps packin' themselves into those trains?
Even with all these new shiny trains rollin' in.
It's a frickin' mystery, man.
I mean, I think it's a total own goal.