For a RailFan, watching MPS skips are far more interesting than watching F1 race - Prince Maan

There was an elderly man sitting at the Railway station.
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Then came Mr.Santa and sat beside the elderly man and asked - "Uncle,what's the time"???
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Elderly man,replied - "I don know the time"....
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Mr.Santa - But,you do seem to have a watch.Can you please tell me the time???
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Elderly man - I am not gonna tell you.
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Mr.Santa - But why????
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Elderly man - Because if i tell you the time,you gonna thank me and tell me your name and then you gonna ask me abt my name,profession....then it's possible that we might speak up even more and we might know each other in a deeper way and then we might end up sitting right next 2 each other;then it's possible that you gonna deboard at the same station where i am getting down.
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At the station,my daughter is waiting for me whoz very pretty.You would be with me so it's evident that you gonna look at her and she would see you and it could be possible that you might fall in love and pester me as you might wanna marry her.
So that's why.......plzzz forgive me.
I don wanna have a son in law whoz penniless who doesn't have a watch of his own to check out the time :)))