Sapt Kranti Express: Ruling the tracks with EMD Power - Keshav Singh

ECOR TAKES THE CREDIT FOR THE PRESENT CYCLONE ACROSS AP AND TN.

After travelling across the various zones of IR, our Rail Fan journalist bumped into an EcoR Official who just released a press note that ECoR had predicted
the cyclone much before in July and hence have reduced the speeds of the all trains to VSKP.
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bread, butter , Dal and Sabji making div is VSKP and we cant afford to lose any morsel

After recovering from the shock,RFJ requested to explain and the official explained. " We have contacted the meterological dept to forecast the climate for the complete.
usually farmers, fishermen and other sections of society look for this forecast. But being forerunner in "development", we have contacted them
in july to give us the complete list of cyclones. Based on the data, we have changed all the timetables for the trains.
Since VSKP and southern part of AP are prone to cyclones, we have slowed down all their trains.
For Odisha, it has been predicted as horrid summer, we have increased the speed of all possible trains.
For the same reason too, we have slowed down the AC AP express.

Also, to increase the connectivity between VSKP and new capital, we are planning to route the trains via NGNT for capital purpose.
We are expecting power shortage in AP(VSKP) and hence, we are deploying more diesel engines to replace electric."
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Amid growing intolerances in the site and Nation, the site seth decided to go for a complete makeover.
TO stand along on par with the social media, the site seth has decided the site would now be trendy as per the happenings in the Nation.

Speaking to Railfan journalist, in his words, " Yes, we have decided to go away with the...
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disagree and objections. A new INK FILLER icon will be now
visible to object. Once pressed, the original post would be smudged with ink and would not be visible for the objectioner.
Speaking about the U turns on any issue as this is a regular trend, a " U TURN" symbol would be m ade available if at all their opinion is changed at
later stage. To quote an example, this solves the issues between greatness of Rajdhanis or best among WAP'sm and change their opinion later"

Continuing, a * opinion would be available for all elite members to return their eliteship(read as admin, fm). This is as part of the reconciliation
activity in accordance with the WAPSI fever across the Nation. This event is called AWARDWAPSI."

As the implementation is done, the storme is first captured by the VSKP members starting with ever trending topic of diversion and extension.
They have started their RAILWAPSI and DIVERTWAPSI hashtags to raise their voice.
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Vskp fans in utter confusion now. They are confused as what to demand next. Their posts in railforums and fb show their confusion.
When our journalist met one of their members , he wept miserably and said
"Look brother, we at vskp are very silent but violent in all social sites. We keep demanding and demanding and finally we ended up having...
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no demand to demand something.
Elaborating more, " we have demanded for bypassing trains and we have got it. We demanded for blr spl and it kicked off. We wanted a zone and ap exp and zone looks like a mirage and ap ex has left so much damage. We are confused now.
The leader of this ever demanding vskp members came with up an idea to beat all demands.
With Mumbai/CR being ACfied, the only DC territory, vskp members now demand DCfication of wat div.
" we want to stand unique in our demands and this demand is very genuine. What will IR do with those
Locos and wires. They should implement in wat"
As usual, pasupesh kumar, a member from Bza started the same demand to DCfy bza n gnt div

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After a long hiatus, the #railfantrolls is back.
A 3 member parliamentary committee was formed to find out the performance and punctuality of trains running across various sectors.
Various Railway unions, Railfans and IR well wishers have given wide and far opinions for the pathetic punctuality of few trains.
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name a few, the congestion along NCR, single lines in SWR, monsoon effects along KR were supposed to be considered for delayed runs.
But, the committee left all unions, employees and ofcourse all rail fans stunned.
Their observations have blew away all negative circumstances running around IR.
Yes, this is right. The 3 member committee found that the MAGGI NOODLES was behind the delays of various trains.
Having observed the food patterns among various sectors, the members have concluded the excessive LEAD in MAGGI NOODLES have caused this havoc.
When our RailFan journalist went to meet and have a snack of Maggi with the board members, this is what he said while sipping the 20 min maggi noodles.
"Yes, we have found that Maggi noodles was the main culprit. The excessive LEAD made our staff work slow. It effected all our controllers , loco pilots
and other operating staff work very slow which resulted in the delay. We have suggested the RM to ban the supply of Maggi noodles as part RAIL JAN AAHAR to
our staff and provide an alternative."
What is the alternative when asked, "maybe Baba Shamdevs Kathanjali noodles could be tried".

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News from AirForce 1 is that there was a small argument between Mr&Mrs Obama.
Our RailFan journalist managed to slip inside the plane without getting noticed(?) and have revealed the exact happenings
as per him, Mrs Obama was disappointed that she couldnt visit the Taj and it was due to planning of her lovable Hubby.
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here are exact excerpts from Air Force One before they landed in Riyadh
She: It was all done by you and your stupid planning, I missed the trip to Taj
He : what can I do if the train is delayed by Fog.
She : Who asked you to book in the train which is delayed by hours together? Why couldnt we drive along the Yamuna Express Way in our BEAST.
He: But, I have booked the tickets in the KING of IR and I forgot to track the NTES updates. They didnt release the iOS app and am I to be blamed?
She: To hell with the King, I dont care if its KING of IR or Xi Jing of China, I wanted to visit Taj and the place in Rajasthan where Friendly Aliens visit India unlike our USA
He : I have booked tickets in BPL shatb and Agra JP shatabdhi too. I thought we have have a lovely and cosy time in the empty train where its unusually crowded in Delhi parks too.
She : I got it now, I got it. I have seen your membership in one those sites and you wanted to post a trip report like the travelling Jay**(apologies if hurt) who has returned from USA.
Do you think by posting such trip reports, would you be promoted to admin? I have seen guys who have joined the site after completing their graduation and now at the edge if retirement, still not promoted to admin
He : there is nothng wrong in giving a try.
She: now, please stop all your nonsense and tell me when am I going to visit Taj ?
He : When the Gatimaan starts(:P slips the tongue and Mrs Obama Faints)