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হাওড়া - বর্দ্ধমান কর্ড লাইনে যান, 130 কিমি বেগে ট্রেন যাওয়াও কালবৈশাখী ঝড়ের থেকে ভয়ঙ্কর! - Jishnu Thakur

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IR APPOINTS VICKS AS "CONGESTION" CONSULTANT
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In an attempt to control the inefficiencies of IR, renowned congestion reliever Vicks has been roped in as a consultant to solve the " CONGESTION" problem in IR.
" this is a conscious effort by railways to improve its operations. we are aiming to achieve six sigma level efficiency in our operations within a span of 2 years. the consultant will give us expert advice on how to remove the existing congestion and improve the services"
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the company has a long standing history of reliving conjestions. " we are very happy that Vicks has been chosen as an operations consultant for IR. our expertise in the domain of relieving nasal conjestion will be of great use in solving IR. the problem is severe during winter...both men and machines have congestion, we are in the process of developing ground breaking techniques in relieving congestiosn" said a vicks spokesperson
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the consultant is expected to identify the congestion prone areas across all zones in IR, come up with a detailed plan for improving the situation and the finally execute it

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Dec 02 2014 (18:21)  
 
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BOY WINS CHALLENEGE : GETS INTO IIT-Bombay.
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december proved to be a very fruitful day for Pintu Bhagyashali. Few months ago, pintu and his friend Mannu had a huge argument regarding mumbai local trains. pintu claimed that getting into the 9.21 am local train from Dombivli was tougher than getting into IIT.
" I told this friend of mine Mannu that it was tougher to get inside the train at Dombivli than getting admission into IIT. he vehemently disagreed."
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to prove him wrong Pintu undertook a daring task. For 200 days, he tried to get into the train on a daily basis. Success rate was : 0. meanwhile he also prepared for JEE exam. needless to say.....pintu emerged successful and got admission into IIT before managing to get inside the train.
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it was a joyous moment at Pintu`s house. every one was proud of Pintu. However CR baba accused pintu for making a mockery out of IR.
"this is not proper, he should pay damages from the first salary he gets."
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meanwhile...Pintu seems more adventurous...pintu aims to study mechanical engineerig and then one day become a loco pilot. when asked about his aim in life he said " my ambition in life is to drive LTT NZM AC exp faster and make it reach on time"
CR railfans association welcomed this challenge

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