have decided to go on a ambititious and audacious task of Cleaning the SER KING Coromandel and Mail.
All RF's across WB and TN have hit the google plus to discuss the issue and
#CleantheKING is the hashtag currently trending in twitter.
Rail Fan journalist managed to get in touch with KINGS FANS ASSOCIAITON Prez Mr. Shaam Krisshna aka Rake Hunter, an admin in one of the
popular rail blogging sites across webworld.
RFJ : GM Mr Shaam Krishna, nice to see you to take this enormous task.
SK : GM, yes its a call from our PM to make this legend bring back its true color.
RFJ : But, PM has called for cleaning of our Holy Ganga.
SK : LOL, which zone do you belong to ? Mother Ganga is a lot cleaner than the KING.
RFJ : << shocks>>
RFJ : What are your plans and how do you kick start the process?
SK : We have called all our activists to assemble @ HWH and MAS Stn. As soon the train is placed on PF @ HWH, 4 bouncers per coach would
be stormed in at each entrace. They regulate the traffic movement inside reserved cattle class and unreserved cattle class.
Not more than 150 members would be allowed in UR class.
RFJ : How about SL class/
SK : 4 bouncers would be moving around the catch and handpick all gen class tkt passengers and thrown them into UR class.
Instant refund would be given to RAC passengers and they are respectfully dropped on to the PF. No RAC is allowed in the KING.
RFJ : But the toilets stink badly and any amount of cleaning cant make this place a better to s(h)it.
SK : Yeah,coming there. Bouncers would start a stop clock as poon as the pax enter teh toilet. After 30 secs, the doors would be
knocked as first warning. Within next 30 secs, if the pax doesnt come out, bouncers are given free hand to break the door and pull out the pax.
RFJ : This process continues upto to MAS ?
SK : Dude, which zone have you been all these years? We step down as soon as VSKP comes. Coaches wil be clean automatically @ VSKP and then it continues to sparkle till MAS
RFJ : Howz the possible ?
SK : Its SCR dude. S - Super C - clean R - Region
RFJ : And in MAS ?
SK : Ha ha, One call from Thalaiva is enough ..
And that ends the chit chat with Shaam Krish.
In the meantime, across a zone in north, violence erupted.
MAP, Mugalsarai aadmi party condemned this move.
Their spokesperson spoke exclusively to us and in their words
" How can they spend 1000's of crores in cleaning one train ? And, this is not easy like sending rocket to MARS. cleaning KING is just next impossible.
Its far easier to make trains Sampoorna Kranthi, SDAH Drnt, Sikkim Mahananda to run on time than to clean SER KING".
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