A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for
her husband.
Suddenly, her husband came into the kitchen.
"Careful," he said, "Careful! Put in some more oil!
Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many...
more... at once.
Too many! Turn them!
Turn them now! You need more oil. Oh my God!
Where are we going to get more oil?
The eggs are going to stick! Careful, careful! I said
be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking!
Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Have
you lost your mind?
Don't forget to salt them. You know you always
forget that. Use the salt. Use the Salt! The Salt!"
The wife stared at him angrily, "What is wrong
with you? You think I don't know how to fry a
couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to
show you how it feels like when I'm DRIVING and
you do the same
please wait...Translate to HindiArrey yaar, biwi ne banaya fry eggs ka breakfast apne pati ke liye. Tabhi pati aa gaya kitchen mein. "Dheere se," bola, "Dheere se! Thoda aur tel daal, Bhagwan! Bahut saare ek saath paka rahi hai. Zyada pak gaye hain! Unko palat de, Abhi palat de! Aur tel daal. Bhagwan! Aur tel kidhar se laayege? Ande chipakne wale hain! Dheere se, dheere se! Maine bola tha, DHEERE SE! Tum kabhi sunte hi nahi jab tum paka rahi ho! Kabhi nahi! Palat do! Jaldi karo! Pagal ho kya? Tumhara dimaag kharab ho gaya hai kya? Namak mat bhoolna. Tum hamesha bhool jaati ho. Namak daal. Namak daal! Namak!" Biwi ghoor rahi thi uspe gusse se, "Tumhe kya ho gaya hai? Tumhe lagta hai main ande fry nahi kar sakti?" Pati shant se bola, "Bas tujhe dikhana tha kaisa lagta hai jab main DRIVE karte waqt tu waisa hi karti hai."
