WAP-7 - तेरे जैसा यार कहाँ , कहाँ ऐसा याराना , याद करेगी दुनियां तेरा मेरा अफसाना. - Arjun Rai

#railfantrolls
After a long hiatus, the #railfantrolls is back.
A 3 member parliamentary committee was formed to find out the performance and punctuality of trains running across various sectors.
Various Railway unions, Railfans and IR well wishers have given wide and far opinions for the pathetic punctuality of few trains.
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name a few, the congestion along NCR, single lines in SWR, monsoon effects along KR were supposed to be considered for delayed runs.
But, the committee left all unions, employees and ofcourse all rail fans stunned.
Their observations have blew away all negative circumstances running around IR.
Yes, this is right. The 3 member committee found that the MAGGI NOODLES was behind the delays of various trains.
Having observed the food patterns among various sectors, the members have concluded the excessive LEAD in MAGGI NOODLES have caused this havoc.
When our RailFan journalist went to meet and have a snack of Maggi with the board members, this is what he said while sipping the 20 min maggi noodles.
"Yes, we have found that Maggi noodles was the main culprit. The excessive LEAD made our staff work slow. It effected all our controllers , loco pilots
and other operating staff work very slow which resulted in the delay. We have suggested the RM to ban the supply of Maggi noodles as part RAIL JAN AAHAR to
our staff and provide an alternative."
What is the alternative when asked, "maybe Baba Shamdevs Kathanjali noodles could be tried".