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Local Neta:- Mein tumko bridge se dhakka dunga, tum nadi mein jhalam lagaogay. Is ke baad meri cadre aur samarthako tumko bachayenge mere kehne par. Isse mera image badega politics mein.
Aam Samarthak:- Achha sab, mein taiyar hoon. Iske liye mujhe kitna milega?
Local Neta:- Iskeliye tumhe 5000 rupay milega.
Aam Samarthak:- Chaliye sab ji, Dufferin bridge ke niche hissay mein. Aap aapka kam...
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kar lijiye.
{kuch der baad Dufferin Bridge ke niche hissay mein}
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Local Neta:- Abey ullu ke pathhey, tu mujhe kiyo nadi mein giraya.
Aam Samarthak:- Netaji, aap ke baat mana hota toh sirf 5000 rupay hi milta. Ab mein aap ko bacha ke , aap ke party ke bade netao se 50000 rupay ka inaam lunga. Aap ab boliye "Ganga Maiya ki Jai."
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