Mahabodhi Express and Purushottam Express were standing one behind another near Naini junction
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Mahabodhi - Yaar mai toh tang aa gaya hun is Prayagraj se, uske baap ne hamari waat lagakar rakh di hai ๐๐
Purushottam - Kya kar sakte hai bhai, yahan uske baap ka raaj chalta hai aur chacha uske vidhayak hai ๐๐
Mahabodhi...
more... - Roz ka nautanki ho gaya hai yeh, upar se bhai tum mujhe troll karte ho GC mei ๐๐
Purushottam - Bhai dekho GC mei behtareen controlling hoti, wahan train dhang se hi chalti hai. Maine tumko bola thha kya ki Gaya aur Mughal Sarai ke beech mei Savari Gaadi banjao. Pichhe ek engine lagwa loge toh MEMU bhi ban jaoge๐๐
Mahabodhi - Toh gaon gaon ki Delhi se jodne ka kaam karta hun, tumhare jaise nahi hun ๐๐
Purushottam - Ek kaam karo itna hi gaon gaon mei rukne ka shauk hai toh mera Chunar halt tum rakhlo. Waise bhi zabardasti ka mereko Ghatsila, Chandil aur worst of all Paharpur halt de rakha he tumhare ECR mei ๐๐
Mahabodhi - Shukr karo ki yahan jaise 2-2 ghante rok ke nahi rakte warna tumhari kitni capability hai, koi uttam nahi ho tum, bade aaye Purusho mei Uttam waale ๐๐
Purushottam - Dekh bhai, return mei mai apna asli rup dikhata hu aur waise bhi 2 din pehle Prayagraj se aage nikla thaa tere jaise dono direction mei apna punctuality ka pant toh nahi utarwata ๐๐ Atleast 130 karta toh hun, tere jaise toh nahi ki LKO division ke speed se NCR mei chalu
Mahabodhi - Chalna be bhagg yahan se, warna gaali khayega @#)/ยฃ-$ยขโฌ ๐ ๐
Purushottam - Zyada bol raha hai @#&+)#ยฅยข ๐ ๐
ALD Controllers - Chup chap khade raho warna aaj yahin se waapis bhaga denge tum dono ko, Delhi ka sapna mat dekhna fir ๐ ๐
Purushottam and Mahabodhi - Sorry Sir ๐ข๐ข
please wait...Translate to EnglishMahabodhi Express and Purushottam Express were standing one behind another near Naini junction.
Mahabodhi: Dude, I'm fed up with Prayagraj, its big shots have screwed us over ๐๐
Purushottam: What can we do, bro? Here, his dad runs the show and his uncle is the MLA ๐๐
Mahabodhi: It's become a daily drama now, and on top of that, you troll me in the GC group chat ๐๐
Purushottam: Bro, look, the GC has excellent control, trains run smoothly there. Didn't I tell you to become a local train between Gaya and Mughal Sarai? If you attach another engine at the back, you'll become a MEMU too ๐๐
Mahabodhi: I connect villages to Delhi, I'm not like you ๐๐
Purushottam: If you love staying in villages so much, then you keep my Chunar stop. Anyway, you've forcefully given me Ghatsila, Chandil, and worst of all, Paharpur stop in your ECR ๐๐
Mahabodhi: Be grateful that...
