Gujarat Mail - as good as Undhiyu

People who have read through IRFCA website surely must have read this hilarious letter. Others who have not read it, please enjoy
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The (in)famous Jackfruit Letter – There is a very persistent legend about a letter purportedly written by an irate railway passenger suffering on account of the premature departure of a train.The letter is claimed to have been written around 1909 (a precise date of July 2, 1909 is also sometimes claimed), addressed to the Divisional Office of the East Indian Railway or the Transportation Superintendent at Sahibganj, West Bengal,...
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or to the Railway Board.
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The text of the letter follows.
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Dear Sir,
I am arrive by passenger train at Ahmedpore station, and my belly is too much full of jack fruit. I am therefore went to privy, Just as I doing the nuisance, that guard making whistle blow for train to go off and I am running with lotah in one hand and dhotie in the next hand. I am fall over and expose my shockings to man, females, woman on platform. I am get leaved at Ahmedpore station.
This too much bad, if passenger go to make dung, that dam guard no wait train 5 minutes for him. I am therefore pray your honour to make big fine on that guard for public sake, otherwise I am making big report to papers.
Your faithful servant,
Okhil Ch. Sen