RailFans - the future of journalism

its a good lines :
1.Money can't buy happiness, but its more
comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a cycle :D .
2.Forgive your enemy, but remember the
bastard's name:D .
3.Help...
more...

a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you
when he is in trouble again/:) .
4.Many people are alive only becoz
its illegal to shoot them(n) .
5.Alcohol doesn't solve any problem, but
neither does juice** .
6.Smoking kills, but if you don't smoke, doesn't mean you'll never die...!!