এক রাজ্য, দুই রাণী।নাম তাদের, শালিমার ও আলিপুরদুয়ার রাজ্যরানী - Dip

Tough to beat this 
Height of overconfidence:
There was a meeting of santa freedom fighters.
They wanted to free their state from India.
Santa bhaiya raised a point,
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may take our state from India but how will we develop it?"
Banta bhaiya had a brainwave. "No problem!
We will attack America, we will lose the war & it will take us over. Then we will become a State of USA & develop automatically. We will also become direct citizens of USA. No more Visas & Green Cards."
All the santas were happy with this solution but an old santa was not.
Someone asked him why he wasn't happy.
The old santareplied,
"That's all very well.!
But what would happen if by chance we won & took over America???"��