Yo, Eye Aar Eye Times, fam! Wednesday, September 02, 2015. We got some crazy drama going on between NCR/12417 Prayagraj Express and ECR/12553 Vaishali Express. Shit's still lit after two days. The forum was chill, but Mr. Flirt couldn't handle the L he took. On August 30, dude couldn't sleep, and on August 31, he decided to stalk these two trains again, hoping NCR would outshine ECR like a boss. But guess what? NCR-ALD Div. gave Mr. Flirt a reason to smile by letting 12427 Rewa SF Express pass 12553 Vaishali Express right at Central. This news spread like wildfire in some WhatsApp group. But then the president of Dil Fek Ashiq Sangathan had to rain on Mr. Flirt's parade and point out that it was Rewa that overtook, not Prayagraj Express. Ouch! August 31 went by without sleep for Mr. Flirt. September 1. NCR-ALD Div. wasn't happy seeing Mr. Flirt moping around like a loser. They decide to show off by having Prayagraj make some sick moves and cover 160 kms in just 2 hrs at 80 kmph. Mr. Flirt was ecstatic. Vaishali was lagging 25 kms behind CNB, while Prayagraj was 75 kms ahead. Vaishali got stuck on the outskirts, while Prayagraj pushed every other train to the side and rushed to catch her rival at CNB. Mr. Flirt was ready to party this time. Prayagraj Express passed Vaishali at Kanpur Central, and the news spread like wildfire. Shoutouts were sent to NCR/HQ. On the flip side, ECR/NER people were bummed out. Vaishali got messed up from the overtaking and AD decided to screw her even more. Prayagraj paid tribute to her lover by dancing, and Vaishali, feeling humiliated, went ape shit. This was the night Mr. Flirt finally got some sleep. The president of Dil Fek Ashiq Sangathan, witnessing Vaishali get wrecked, started a blog called "Consolation Prize by NCR" and predicted that AD would overtake GD. He dropped this prediction in some WhatsApp group at midnight. September 2. Morning time. Shit was tense, yo. Who won the race? What happened to my king/queen? NTES was acting drunk as hell. The narrator was nodding off. Members of the Dil Fek Ashiq Sangathan checked the status, and the outcome was mind-blowing. 12553 Vaishali overtook 12417 Prayagraj in NR GZB outer. We started celebrating with Bhojpuri songs and dance. But Mr. Flirt was back in sadboi mode with this L. The president got his prediction wrong, but he was still happy that Prayagraj got overtaken again. Our news channel members got their asses beat by Mr. Flirt's supporters when they asked about the loss. The epic rivalry continues...

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Budhwar, September, 02-2015.
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Allahabad/New Delhi.
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Yeh rivalries badi jal rahi hai, Prayagraj Express NCR/12417 aur Vaishali Express ECR/12553 ke beech. Haalanki for aam janta, sab shaant hai, lekin haar ki thanni ne Mr. Flirt ko pagal bana diya hai. 30 August ko, Mr. Flirt ko neend nahi aayi, aur 31 August ko, Mr. Flirt ne decide kiya ki fir se in trains ke movement ko track karega, umeed hai ki NCR king ECR ke rajdhani express se better performance dikhae. Par NCR-ALD Div. ne dekha ki Mr. Flirt ki tameez kharab ho rahi hai, toh unhone 12427 Rewa SF Express ko permission di ki 12553 Vaishali Express ko Central station par hi overtake kare. Yeh khushi hi khushi hui, lekin kuch 10 minutes ke liye hi. Fir kisine WhatsApp group mein yeh news faila di, aur ek taraf Dil Fek Ashiq Sangathan ke president ko bura lag gaya ki Rewa ne overtake kiya, Prayagraj Express ne nahi. Mr. Flirt ka khushi ka rukhsat ho gaya. Agar 31 August mein neend nahi aayi, tab socha jaaye toh neend toh door ki baat hai.
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1 September.
NCR-ALD Div. ko bilkul pasand nahi aaya ki town ka flirt chup chaap, udas, harkatheen aur bebas hai. Isliye division ne 12417 ko 12553 se overtake karne ka faisla liya. Pehli kamyaabi toh tab saamne aayi jab Prayagraj ne 80 kmph par 2 ghante mein 160 km daudh liya. Mr. Flirt ne khushiya manaayi. Vaishali CNB se 25 km pehle thi, aur Prayagraj CNB se 75 km pehle. Vaishali outer par detain ki gayi, Prayagraj sabhi dusre trains ko raste se hata kar CNB tak bhag gayi. Celebration ka intezaar Mr. Flirt ko tha, Prayagraj Express ne Kanpur Central mein Vaishali ko overtake kiya, news jaise jungle mein ag ki tarah fail gayi. NCR/HQ ko mubarakbaad bheji gayi. NDLS aur ECR/NER waale udas ho gaye. PR ka overtake Vaishali ko 30 minutes tak barbaad kar diya, aur AD ne bhi apna style dikhaya aur Vaishali ko poori tarah se kriya-shaktiheen bana diya. PR apne pyaar ko tribute dete hue naachne lage, Vaishali ko abhimaan hua aur woh bahut shor macha rahi thi, aur ab yeh epic chase shuru hui. Yeh raat tab thi jab Mr. Flirt ko sach mein neend aayi. Dil Fek Ashiq Sangathan ke president ne dekha ki Vaishali ko bahut maar pada hai, toh unhone ek blog shuru kiya "NCR ke taraf se samjhaute ki prize" lekin shaayad unki prediction galat ho gayi, kyunki AD ne GD ko overtake nahi kiya. Aur yeh prediction midnight ke waqt kisi Whatsapp group mein kiya gaya.
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2 September. Subah waqt.
Shuruat mein hi tentions ho gayi, kaun jeeta race, mera raja/raani kya hua? NTES ko niyaat bhari hui thi. Hamare narrator ko neend aa rahi thi. Dil Fek Ashiq Sangathan ke members ne status check kiya aur jaanne ka asar shocking tha. 12553 Vaishali ne NR GZB outer par 12417 Prayagraj ko overtake kar liya. Bhojpuri gaanon aur naachon ke saath celebrate shuru. Udaasi ki ghata ab Mr. Flirt ko chadh gayi. President ki prediction galat thi lekin PR ko OT hone ka khushi jee raha hai.
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Humare news channel ke members ne Mr. Flirt se har ke baare mein poocha, par unki supporters ne bahut pitaai ki hai.
Yeh mahayuddh ab tak jaari hai..........

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